This week's nominees include Ed Reed of the New York Jets who withdrew 50 thousand dollars from the bank and left it sitting in the passengers seat of his car, only to have it stolen. The other nominee is the NBA for their confusing slam-dunk contest and all-star game with no defense and very little effort.

You need to be a member of our Stub Club to cast your vote, but once you are, you can vote as many times as you want! If you’re not a member, you can sign up here. It’s free, and just for voting, you’re entered into a random drawing to win a $25 gift card from General Rental! So vote (and vote again if you like.) We’ll tell you who’s the biggest tool on Friday during the Morning Pitch!