Desperate to see your favorite team, but don't have the cash to pay the loot needed to get into the stadium? We've got you covered.

This NSFW life hack video gives tips on how to get into a stadium without paying, eating free of charge, chugging a beer without forking over one red penny and even getting a souvenir from the field.

Yeah, okay, the advice our sage guide gives does border on theft, but, come on, is it really so much different from the star shortstop hitting .210? He's stealing a $15 million paycheck.

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